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June 30th 2010 - Canoe Trip

A trip for June 30, 2010 is being planned to the home of one of the earliest Indian settlements.

 

The excursion will consist of a bus trip to the Cherokee Nation and a guided tour along the river which runs through it.

Cost of the river trip is $2,629.00 P/P which includes food.

If you'd like to go too, book early, as I anticipate space will be extremely limited.

We'll do some sight seeing, wildlife photography and that sort of thing.

The highlight of the trip will be the river tour with white water rapids.

What makes the trip especially meaningful is that our river guide is a full-blooded Cherokee;
born and raised in the area and extremely knowledgeable of the territory and any obstacles we may encounter on our journey.

Below is a photo of our guide and the river we will be running.

If you are interested, let me know as soon as possible.

This trip is often sold out a year in advance.

OUR GUIDE ...........................

 

Her Name is UCAN TUCHUM

Don't forget ... let me know if you would like a spot on the trip

Regards

Chief Beaver Hunter

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Jewish Orgasm
 
 No matter what Moshe did in bed his wife never achieved an orgasm.
Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi.

The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion:
'Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasise, and should bring on an orgasm.'
 
 They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love.

 It doesn't help and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi.

 'Okay,' he says to the husband,
'Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.'
 
 Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the same strapping young man.

 The young man gets into bed with the wife, and the husband waves the towel.
The wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming orgasm.

 The husband smiles, looks at the young man, and says to him triumphantly:
'you see, you schmuck,' THAT'S' how you wave a towel!'